As each day passes, I’m becoming more and more convinced that there is something similar to that contraption from ‘Stars in Your Eyes’ (remember that) which completely alters someone who comes in contact.
“Yesterday Matthew, I was Margaret, a grocers daughter from Grantham. Today I’m ‘Thatcher Hammer of the Scots and Miners alike.” or
“Yesterday Matthew. I was Gordon, intelligent son of the manse. Today I’m ‘ Brown – simpering fool on You Tube’ not convinced- how about.
“Yesterday Matthew, I was Tony, simpering fool. Today I’m Blair – add you own there’s so many to chose from.
“Yesterday Matthew, I was Vince, respected Member of Parliament. Today I’m Cable Coalition’s answer to Hans Christian Anderson.
PS – Now that I’m in this warped frame of mind. How about an idea for a brand new reality show, where Celebrities carry out their own plastic surgery for the entertainment of the masses. – Call it ‘Scars in Your Eyes’ – Sorry.
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As each day passes, I’m becoming more and more convinced that there is something similar to that contraption from ‘Stars in Your Eyes’ (remember that) which completely alters someone who comes in contact.
“Yesterday Matthew, I was Margaret, a grocers daughter from Grantham. Today I’m ‘Thatcher Hammer of the Scots and Miners alike.” or
“Yesterday Matthew. I was Gordon, intelligent son of the manse. Today I’m ‘ Brown – simpering fool on You Tube’ not convinced- how about.
“Yesterday Matthew, I was Tony, simpering fool. Today I’m Blair – add you own there’s so many to chose from.
“Yesterday Matthew, I was Vince, respected Member of Parliament. Today I’m Cable Coalition’s answer to Hans Christian Anderson.
PS – Now that I’m in this warped frame of mind. How about an idea for a brand new reality show, where Celebrities carry out their own plastic surgery for the entertainment of the masses. – Call it ‘Scars in Your Eyes’ – Sorry.
Whatever it is, Andy, cut back on it. Okay?