Archive for May, 2018


Watching the tv adaptation of A Very English Scandal brought back to mind two slogans that a chunk of mine devised but never as the nerve to use.

One was ‘I’ll be buggered if I’ll vote Liberal’ and the other was ‘Vote Liberal or we’ll shoot your dog.’

For younger readers who don’t get the latter, keep watching.

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Today I kept my promise to myself and retreated within my Bluetooth bubble to listen to Van Morrison and his live version of Astral Weeks.

I didn’t get to the end of the first track. There was a great line years back about a Stevie Nicks album being ‘digitally remumbled’, and that’s how it was with Sir Van. Couldn’t make out a bloody word.

Instead I did what I should have done in the first place and spent a happy 47 minutes cocooned with Moondance.

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Trump’s God

May 18, 2018 1 comment

‘… and may God be with the National Rifle Association.’

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It’s 50 years since Van Morrison recorded Astral Weeks. I am marking the milestone by playing it all the way through.

It crept out rather than being released: no singles were ever issued. It took time, and the blessing of John Peel, the Pope of modern music, but now it’s seen as the most significant work of a long career.

Eileen hates it so I have retreated within the bubble of my Bluetooth headset. When it’s done, I may play the much more recent live version.

It makes me feel as old as Sir Van, as in fact I am.

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Cleft stick

Re my earlier post drawing attention to the First Minister’s high profile endorsement of Jamie Oliver.

His Italian Restaurant chain is current running a promo: ‘Pasta and Prosecco, only £9.95.’ Cut price booze? How does that square with Holyrood’s minimum unit pricing for alcohol?

Domino’s a villain for making pizza affordable for kids, but it’s okay for Jamie to lure their parents through the door with promises of bargain fizz?

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This is the same guy who’s persuaded Queen Nicola to ban two for one pizza deals. (Aye, right!) I don’t see any value for money offers on his website. But I do see loads of expensive pizzas. So what is his ‘healthy option’ campaign other than a bid to win custom for his own chain by undermining the competition.

I’ll take Gullane Superfry and the Main Course over this duplicitous twat eight days a week. Piss off, Jamie.

As for Herself, childhood obesity is a problem but it won’t be solved by association with cheap stunts.

Nor will it be solved by diktat. What’s next? Will John Swinney’s Named Person be given power to oversee the family menu? Don’t laugh: it’s conceivable.

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Bloody awful

Will this weigh upon the conscience of The Donald, given that he is largely responsible? It might, if he had one.

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We watched Midsomer Murders tonight, right to the ludicrous end, held spellbound by the sheer inanity of the plot and the impossibility of the means by which the victims were dispatched.

Neil Dudgeon was always an unlikely successor to John Nettles, but he becomes less convincing with every episode.

This evening there were times when we could not contain our laughter. If MM has any future, the producers must come clean and admit that it’s a flat out comedy.

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May 13, 2018 1 comment

Last night John talked me into trying a fish he had off menu. He said it was a Mero, but didn’t know the English name.

I had it and it was interesting. Afterwards I had a rummage on Google and discovered that I’d just eaten a Grouper, one of these. As I told John, last time I saw anything like that it was wearing a black shirt and front of house in a restaurant.

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RT tells it like it is

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Nice ones, Declan

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Why is all this happening?

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A week to go ….

…. until the eleventh celebration of Arrels de Vi, the annual wine fair in St Martí d’ Empuries, a must for oenophiles in Empordà and for those who simply like a good day out.

As always the finest Empordàn wine-makers will be offering tastings of their range, alongside other artisan products.

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Where the sun never shines

Last Sunday, I flew out of Edinburgh Airport. I have this thing that when I travel I always like to keep my baggage within sight, but the security procedures there don’t permit that. There is no such thing as hassle free security but there are officials who see it as their job to be officious.

Anyway, as Rexie would say, a couple of hours later I realised on board the aircraft that I didn’t have my Kindle Paperwhite although I remembered taking it out for inspection. I also remembered an officious official rearranging items in the two boxes I presented and moving items from one to another for no obvious reason.

Next morning I reported the loss via the Airport website. Shortly afterward I had an email from someone named ******, described as a Sales and Retail Assistant at an entity known as Luggage-point. She said she believed they had my property, and that I could have it back, on production of photo ID. (It’s a Kindle dear, it doesn’t have my name on it.) She added that in addition to producing my driving licence, bus pass etc, I should also produce £12, the ‘Standard retrieval fee.’

When I pointed out that any citizen finding an item of property is normally expected to hand it to the police, ****** said that was not Airport policy and that I had seven days to cough up. At my request she attached a copy of the Airport Bye Laws (sic).

I am afraid that I advised her I could not comply with her requirements and that her organisation should place the item somewhere absolutely beyond the reach of sunshine. Let’s hope she understood.

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Go Jim.

Last night I finished my current read, ‘A Higher Loyalty: truth, lies and leadership’ by James Comey, who was three and a half years into a ten year appointment as director of the FBI, until President Trump fired him, without hint of warning.

The latter part of the book was not new to me; the matter (a word I chose carefully, as those who have read it will understand) was well documented when it all went down. The rest is an account of Comey’s early life and career. During that time he served three presidents; the fact that he was appointed by Trump’s hated predecessor may have been the underlying cause of his dismissal. Or it may simply that Comey refused to surrender the essential independence of his office to the president, a concept that Trump’s seriously disturbed mind did not allow him to understand or accept.

Of course there are two sides to every debate. It may be that Comey is the deluded liar. However given Trump’s general behaviour, and his self obsessed, utterly boorish manner, and Comey’s emphasis on the ethics of leadership, that is not the way I would bet.

Let’s assume that the allegations of Russian hookers urinating, in Trump’s presence, on a bed once used by the Obamas, are untrue. Jesus, I hope they are. Even so, the fact that many, possibly most, people consider them credible is evidence enough that the minority of the US electorate who put him in office have made a very serious mistake.

Categories: General, Politics

Run its course

After a couple of seconds of contemplation yesterday, I have decided to retire my website. It was set up before this blog, and it isn’t self managing, so it’s well out of date. Also, most of the information on it is duplicated here; ergo, it was serving no useful purpose.

The site has gone, but to avoid confusing the hell out of Google, its address will stay. From now on any surfers who click on it will be redirected here, automatically and instantly.

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Now this is funny …

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Another TV ad ….

…. that annoys the hell out of me: Sixt Car Hire.

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