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February 18, 2017 1 comment

Why is WonderWoman on the front of the new Royal Bank fiver?

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How would you feel

February 17, 2017 Leave a comment

I could spend all morning listening to Ed Sheeran. But I’d better not.

Oh Hell, why not? The new stuff is an Earworm  Festival.

Categories: General

Never mind fingerprints : this is a pigeon print, left on my garden room window. Don’t worry, he survived.

February 17, 2017 Leave a comment
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Southern rail users face more strikes as drivers reject Aslef-backed deal

February 16, 2017 3 comments

When Ronald Reagan became President, air traffic controllers went on strike. He fired 11,000 of them. He had the power to do that, but he also had the balls. If I lived in the Southern Rail area, I’d be looking for someone to follow his example.

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Gyan has ‘unethical hair’

February 15, 2017 3 comments

As my friend Mira would have said, ROFL.

I wonder where President Orange’s coiffure would place on the ethical scale.

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Jesus suffers broken foot

February 14, 2017 Leave a comment

For anyone confused by that heading let me explain: it’s not that Jesus; this one is a footballer.

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‘Take a wee seat …’

February 13, 2017 2 comments
  • Why do seats in Edinburgh only come in one size?
Categories: General

Brexit Secretary David Davis ‘very sorry’ for Diane Abbott jibe

February 12, 2017 1 comment

The man has gone up in my estimation.

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Warburton denies quitting Gers

February 11, 2017 1 comment
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Steph off

February 10, 2017 1 comment

Switched on BBC Breakfast, switched it off again. I will not have Steph McGovern forced on me at this time of the morning, or any other time, truth be told.

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Choose life

February 9, 2017 Leave a comment

Last night I finally got round to watching Trainspotting, after all these years. Nice cameo, Irvine.

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Rolf Harris cleared of new child sex charges spanning four decades after second trial – The Telegraph

February 8, 2017 1 comment

What was the cost to the public purse of the show trial of an 86 year-old man who is already in prison?

Who decided to prosecute?

Will that person be sacked?

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February 8, 2017 1 comment

There’s a psychologist woman on Sky News trying to tell older people how to be happy. She’s telling me I should sing and dance. Guess what I’m telling her?

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Since you’ve been gone . . .

February 7, 2017 Leave a comment
Categories: General, Politics

A top White House official told the media to ‘keep its mouth shut’. That’s a threat | Francine Prose | Opinion | The Guardian

February 7, 2017 4 comments

Trump doesn’t worry me. I know people who voted for him, I understand why they did and I respect that. (That means you guys, Kendra)

But they didn’t vote for nutters like Mr Bannon.

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Zlatan racking up the records

February 6, 2017 2 comments

In Fergie’s era Man U had Hughes, McClair, Giggs, Cole, Yorke, Van Nistelrooy, Rooney, Cristiano Ronaldinho, Scholes, Beckham, prolific or regular scorers all, and great club men.

Today we have a 35 year-old football tourist and nobody else who even knows what shape the goals are.

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Jeremy Hunt urged to ban GP fees for ‘immoral’ domestic violence letters

February 5, 2017 Leave a comment
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February 5, 2017 4 comments

Watching US golf on Sky, play-off between US and Japanese golfers. Half the crowd seem to be bevvied. 

I’d like to blame it on Trump, but these guys were arseholes before he arrived.

Categories: Sport

Kellyanne Conway blames refugees for ‘Bowling Green massacre’ that never happened | US news | The Guardian

February 3, 2017 Leave a comment
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Pressure mounts on François Fillon as jobs inquiry widens to include children

February 3, 2017 2 comments
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