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Explain?
Can someone explain to me why ‘poo’ is more acceptable than the other word for faeces, the one with four letters?
Wally
Watching Rishi read his suicide note my partner asked me why he wasn’t under an umbrella. ‘That,’ I told her, ‘is the fault of a man called Steve McClaren.’
Unified
I’m a boxing watcher, have been all my life, so here’s a prediction. Usyk beats Fury easily on points. One note of caution: if one judge had scored one round differently, ie for Joshua rather than Usyk, AJ would have been won.
Wet Wet Wet
All you music lovers out there, can anyone tell me why incontinence pads are known in the care industry as Kylie sheets? I must say, it’s got me spinning around.
Davey must go
A bad night for the Tories in England for sure, but before the rest get too excited: much is being made of Labour’s win in Blackpool South, but nobody is making anything of the fact that the Labour winner polled around 1500 fewer votes than its candidate in the 2019 general election.
Fact is that angry Tory voters stayed at home or voted for Reform, a fledgling right wing party that may help deliver a massive left wing majority nationally later this year.
For me, the other major losers in Blackpool were the shameless Lib Dems, who actually achieved a negative swing.
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