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When Boydy sings the Blues
I am sick to my tits of the bleating about the current fortunes of Rangers FC, even from pundits who are supposed to be knowledgeable and objective.They are third in the league, ffs, with nine clubs behind them.
I’ve been listening to this crap all my life, from friends and enemies. I’ve even heard it from family members. Really they know nothing about being a true football fan.
If I had my way they would all be forced to follow Motherwell for a few years. That would show them what life is really like.
Barnstormer
Watching Rishi respond to the Budget I am wondering why he’s kept his best ever Parliamentary performance for his swansong.
Will Kemi or what’s his name be an improvement? No way
Go Joe.
www.bbc.co.uk/sport/rugby-union/articles/c629qx5e6plo
The haka is a fine tradition, but isn’t Psycho entitled to question whether it remains appropriate in high-risk, full contact professional sport?
No honour
www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cly07l2ppkeo
Good for her but when the journalist becomes the story it doesn’t sit right.
Gobbledegook
Who is the clown doing the boxing commentary on Radio 5?
Duplicitous
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/c1jrld1kjp3t
When I joined the Tory staff in 1980, colleagues had Reagan/Bush bumper stickers on their staff cars. Some had been, or were in the US campaigning. Trump must know that.
Eh?
Long time fan of Steely Dan. I’m playing Aja on my new system with words displayed. Wonderful music, unintelligible lyrics. What the fuck are you saying, guys?
No joke
All the publicity surrounding Joker a Deux made me feel guilty about not having watched the first one.
So I did. Wow.
First, Joaquim Phoenix is a genius, on the same level as de Niro, Nicholson and Pacino. Second, the film is maybe even better than Rotten Tomatoes says.
But. If The Batman was dark, The Joker is inky black, without a vestige of hope at the end. So, why make another?
RIP Chairman
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cp39q43976po
When I joined the Scottish Conservative Party in 1980, as its press officer, Michael Ancram was its chairman. I was 34, and so was he, a week younger than me. He smiled his way through the interview, because that’s how he was; an aristocrat, yes, a man of influence, yes, but without any side to him. He wasn’t simply a chair, he was a leader whom his entire staff, the Scottish backbenchers and most of the voluntary side, were happy to follow. He didn’t simply talk the talk. He put it on the line when he had to. At that time, the hot issue in Scotland was the future of the steel strip mill, Ravenscraig, in Motherwell, my home town. London would have pulled the plug on it in heartbeat but we had an election to fight in 1983. The STUC held a rally in protest against the feared closure. Michael went along; I was with him. We listened to the speeches, the fire, the brimstone; they had a case, in the short term at least. Michael whispered to me, ‘I’m going to do it.’ He stood up, was invited to speak, walked to the podium, and pledged his support and that of the Scottish party, to saving the plant. He put his job on the line, but he kept it. We went into the 1983 General Election with 21 Scottish seats, and we came out with 21. We knew that was a phenomenal resulting that climate, but it wasn’t good enough for Maggie, who had spent a total of 18 hours in Scotland in the entire campaign, and consequently knew as little about it as clearly she cared. Yes, she gave Michael a job in government in the aftermath, but on the lowest rung of the ladder, Parliamentary Under-secretary of State. Those of us who had worked for and with him saw that as an insult. Looking back, I believe was her way of controlling someone she knew would never be a yes man. Or maybe she was getting even for Ravenscraig.
Four years later, Michael lost his Edinburgh seat, which had always been marginal. By that time, I was out of politics and a director of a corporate communications firm in Edinburgh. I persuaded my colleagues that we had a need for the right non-executive director. They agreed, he and I had lunch, and he joined our board. Not long afterwards, he became our chairman too.
In 1992 politics called him back, inevitably, to a safe seat in England, a different Prime Minister, a proper job, and the respect his talent deserved, although not quite enough to see him win the leadership in 2001, when his colleagues made the mistake of choosing Ian Duncan Smith. Michael gave a lot to his country and he could have given a lot more.
My deepest sympathy to Jane, and to his family.
Stereotypical
Continuing my Tolkien theme, I have been watching the Prime Video prequel to Lord of the Rings. I find myself wondering why in the minds of its creators, dwarves have Scottish accents while their even smaller neighbours, hobbits, have a fine Irish brogue.
How the hell can Amazon be simultaneously xenophobic and sizeist?
Elves? Public school and perfectly groomed. Men? Not quite as posh, but they wouldn’t affect property values.
Tolkien
Why is it that every time I see Orla Guerin, I think of Gandalf Stormcrow, who never turned up bearing good news?