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Why not?
I read this morning that Cristiano Ronaldo is open to a move. Mmm. So here’s my plan. Swap him for Marcus Rashford.
It’s a no-brainer. Rashford is warming the bench at best. CR7 would play, he would score, Hojlund, Garnacho etc would learn from him, and he would be the ‘big’ player that United lack at this moment. And, he and Bruno Amorim played together for Portugal.
Who is this clown?
When the commentator begins the game by saying that the referee has sent off players in each of his first two games, you know that you’re in trouble.
Edinburgh Airport
Once upon a time in L’Escala, the Club Nautic decided that all motorists would have to pay for access to the marina. This included the fishermen who worked from there.
They set up a barrier and a machine. On day one the fishermen arrived and duly paid. Then they held a meeting.
When it was over, they went back to the pay point, broke the barrier and threw it in the sea. It was never replaced.
Sometimes direct action is best.
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