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Mobland

Series two? I don’t think so. But, what happened to Eddie?

Categories: General

Once bitten .,,

I may have blogged about Vitality before; if so I make no apologies for repeating my warning. Do not be conned by that fucking dachshund!

I have a complaint lodged with them about my non-treatment by them. A couple of weeks ago I received an email from someone named Mel advising that he/she had been passed my ‘concerns’ to review and evaluate. Having heard nothing since, this morning I called the Vitality number hoping to track down the mysterious Mel and do some cage rattling.

This involved the inevitable QA session at conclusion of which I was left holding on, in a queue, listening to various promotional messages. One of these was an exhortation to choose one of their ‘premier consultants’. Why? Because statistically they get you out of hospital sooner.

Seriously? Yes that’s what it says. Vitality admits that it operates a two-tier system which identifies the very best surgeons, but which is happy to offer also a second class service from those who didn’t quite make the top tier.

For information: Vitality is a subsidiary of Discovery, a South African insurance and healthcare group, listed on the Johannesburg Stock Exchange. Shareholders include Baillie Gifford, with 7.5%.

Categories: General

A new low

Categories: Politics

Bampot

www.skysports.com/share/13372623

I pay Sky a chunky amount of money, in spite of Paul Merson. It’s been said that he’s a cult, but only to people with spelling issues.

Categories: Sport

Only an excuse

www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c626jxp0yz3o

Gary Lineker isn’t a journalist. He’s a sports presenter. He’s been scapegoated.

Categories: Politics, Sport

Eurovision

Why is the BBC always in the final of Eurovision? My understanding is that it’s because it pays a large chunk of the bill. The Broadcasting Tax is currently under review by the Culture (among other things) Secretary. While not wishing to compromise the independence of the national broadcaster I hope that she also casts an eye over the way it’s money … our money… is spent.

Categories: Politics

The ultimate anti-war song

Categories: Politics

Patsy Kline

Categories: General, Politics

Petrol on the flames

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cdrg8zkz8d0o

This man has no class, no grace. I can understand why people voted for some of his policies; some of my friends did. But, the way he’s representing them is embarrassing.

Two guys must love him, though. Their names are Carney and Albanese.

Categories: Politics

Armaggedon

I have been interested in politics throughout my adult life. In the 1980’s I worked for the Conservative Party in Edinburgh, London and on occasion across the UK. In 1997 after the Scottish party did something that I saw as extremely stupid I joined the SNP, but realised fairly soon that it was just too left wing for me. I’ve been around, and I’ve seen plenty, but never in my puff did I imagine the Conservatives being where they are..The Tory Party as it stands today has been rejected at the polls twice as a result of a wholesale migration by most of its natural vote to an alternative, offered by a man who was seen as a charlatan, a clown, a music hall comedian, until he and his few friends banded together under a populist banner and staked out the ground on the Right. Farage may be and may always have been all of those, but equally, to the Tories one thing should always have been clear, that in the words of LBJ it was better to have him if not in the tent but close to it and pissing in the right direction.

What’s to be done about it? The Party to which I still subscribe is broken. Its newly minted leader is not to the job, but looking at her shrunken parliamentary party I see no credible alternative. It’s beyond repair as long as it continues to choose its leader in the way that Kemi, Rishi and their immediate predecessors were selected, from a shortlist of two sent to the voting members by the MPs. In principle that’s fine, but with the party reduced to a collection of the mediocre which does not contain a single person with the leadership quality it needs for the task ahead, what can be done? As I see it, only one thing. Yes, a new leader must be found, but not from within the current lot. Basically the Party needs to find its Obama, or wash my mouth out, its Trump. Entry to the race should be open to a wider pool of candidates. MPs who lost at the last election should be considered. Local and regional politicians would be looked at. Indeed any serious individual who sees her/himself as being up to the job should be offered a pathway.

How do they do this? Only one way. The party may be run by professionals and elected members, but constitutionally they are the creatures of the National Convention, the Parliament of the voluntary party, as it is described in central office literature. That body must meet, not as a talking shop but as a ruling body which actually it is, although the task has been delegated for decades. It must scrap the present system and choose the Leader of the Party itself. That person will probably not be a member of parliament right now, but so what? Part of the beauty of an unwritten constitution is that it isn’t written.

Will that happen? No. The present situation will continue. Kemi will carry on. Reform will continue to win councils and by-elections, and to ride high in the polls. And, as the next election comes into sight and Tory MPs see their doom approaching, the exodus will begin. A few at first but soon dozens, until Reform is no longer a parliamentary rump, but has overtaken the LibDems as the third party, until it has overtaken the Tory Party itself? What will trigger it? Possibly Siri Jacob Rees Mogg standing in the inevitable by-election in his old constituency, and finishing fourth, behind Labour, the Lib Dems and the new Reform MP.

That’s a future. Maybe the future, but what’s to stop. it happening? Nothing.

Categories: Politics

There’s a surprise!

Categories: Pics

Action required

www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/c9qw3dxjv9zo

The arrogance of Real Madrid offsets its class.

Categories: Sport

Absolutely

Know what? I’m pretty disgusted by the way BBC News is treating Gregg Wallace. The guy may be, possibly is a bit of a creep, but creeps have their rights too and should be treated fairly.

To me that does not include hanging them out to dry on the basis of a series of unsubstantiated stories most of which are either gossip or second hand. For example, Rod Stewart claims he was rude to his wife and that is accepted as fact with no exploration or explanation.

BBC News trumpets its independence from the rest of the organisation, That’s bullshit, because everyone reports to the DG and the board. What it’s really doing is revelling in its own power. We all know where that leads.

Categories: General

Long overdue

Categories: General

Euphemism of the year.

‘Operational misunderstanding.’

Categories: General

Who are they?

April 19, 2025 3 comments

Categories: Politics

Miracle

Looking at last night’s finish again I take back every bad thing I ever said about Casemiro. The layoff to Mainoo was perfect, then he dropped the ball on Big Harry’s forehead.

Whatever Ratcliffe still owes on his transfer fee, he paid it off in under five minutes.

Categories: Sport

Liberty

‘Give us your poor, your huddled masses …’

And we’ll send them somewhere even worse.

Categories: General

Sack of bricks

Categories: General

KLF

Categories: Sport