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November 3, 2024 Leave a comment

www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c4g7x5kl5l8o

Seriously? A couple earning a joint £60k, basing their family decisions on cost? Maybe as well they don’t, for the kids’ sake.,

Categories: General

Hey Rachel

November 3, 2024 Leave a comment

Chancellor-speak. 2024 – 2028 = ‘a couple of years.’

Sorry, it’s four.

Categories: Politics

When Boydy sings the Blues

October 31, 2024 Leave a comment

I am sick to my tits of the bleating about the current fortunes of Rangers FC, even from pundits who are supposed to be knowledgeable and objective.They are third in the league, ffs, with nine clubs behind them.

I’ve been listening to this crap all my life, from friends and enemies. I’ve even heard it from family members. Really they know nothing about being a true football fan.

If I had my way they would all be forced to follow Motherwell for a few years. That would show them what life is really like.

Categories: Sport

Barnstormer

October 30, 2024 2 comments

Watching Rishi respond to the Budget I am wondering why he’s kept his best ever Parliamentary performance for his swansong.

Will Kemi or what’s his name be an improvement? No way

Categories: Politics

Go Joe.

October 30, 2024 Leave a comment

www.bbc.co.uk/sport/rugby-union/articles/c629qx5e6plo

The haka is a fine tradition, but isn’t Psycho entitled to question whether it remains appropriate in high-risk, full contact professional sport?

Categories: Sport

No honour

October 27, 2024 Leave a comment

www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cly07l2ppkeo

Good for her but when the journalist becomes the story it doesn’t sit right.

Categories: General

Gobbledegook

October 26, 2024 Leave a comment

Who is the clown doing the boxing commentary on Radio 5?

Categories: Sport

Duplicitous

October 23, 2024 8 comments

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/c1jrld1kjp3t

When I joined the Tory staff in 1980, colleagues had Reagan/Bush bumper stickers on their staff cars. Some had been, or were in the US campaigning. Trump must know that.

Categories: Politics

Eh?

October 15, 2024 Leave a comment

Long time fan of Steely Dan. I’m playing Aja on my new system with words displayed. Wonderful music, unintelligible lyrics. What the fuck are you saying, guys?

Categories: General

Smoking is hazardous to your health

Categories: Videos

No joke

All the publicity surrounding Joker a Deux made me feel guilty about not having watched the first one.

So I did. Wow.

First, Joaquim Phoenix is a genius, on the same level as de Niro, Nicholson and Pacino. Second, the film is maybe even better than Rotten Tomatoes says.

But. If The Batman was dark, The Joker is inky black, without a vestige of hope at the end. So, why make another?

Categories: General

RIP Chairman

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cp39q43976po

When I joined the Scottish Conservative Party in 1980, as its press officer, Michael Ancram was its chairman. I was 34, and so was he, a week younger than me. He smiled his way through the interview, because that’s how he was; an aristocrat, yes, a man of influence, yes, but without any side to him. He wasn’t simply a chair, he was a leader whom his entire staff, the Scottish backbenchers and most of the voluntary side, were happy to follow. He didn’t simply talk the talk. He put it on the line when he had to. At that time, the hot issue in Scotland was the future of the steel strip mill, Ravenscraig, in Motherwell, my home town. London would have pulled the plug on it in heartbeat but we had an election to fight in 1983. The STUC held a rally in protest against the feared closure. Michael went along; I was with him. We listened to the speeches, the fire, the brimstone; they had a case, in the short term at least. Michael whispered to me, ‘I’m going to do it.’ He stood up, was invited to speak, walked to the podium, and pledged his support and that of the Scottish party, to saving the plant. He put his job on the line, but he kept it. We went into the 1983 General Election with 21 Scottish seats, and we came out with 21. We knew that was a phenomenal resulting that climate, but it wasn’t good enough for Maggie, who had spent a total of 18 hours in Scotland in the entire campaign, and consequently knew as little about it as clearly she cared. Yes, she gave Michael a job in government in the aftermath, but on the lowest rung of the ladder, Parliamentary Under-secretary of State. Those of us who had worked for and with him saw that as an insult. Looking back, I believe was her way of controlling someone she knew would never be a yes man. Or maybe she was getting even for Ravenscraig.

Four years later, Michael lost his Edinburgh seat, which had always been marginal. By that time, I was out of politics and a director of a corporate communications firm in Edinburgh. I persuaded my colleagues that we had a need for the right non-executive director. They agreed, he and I had lunch, and he joined our board. Not long afterwards, he became our chairman too.

In 1992 politics called him back, inevitably, to a safe seat in England, a different Prime Minister, a proper job, and the respect his talent deserved, although not quite enough to see him win the leadership in 2001, when his colleagues made the mistake of choosing Ian Duncan Smith. Michael gave a lot to his country and he could have given a lot more.

My deepest sympathy to Jane, and to his family.

Categories: General, Politics

Stereotypical

Continuing my Tolkien theme, I have been watching the Prime Video prequel to Lord of the Rings. I find myself wondering why in the minds of its creators, dwarves have Scottish accents while their even smaller neighbours, hobbits, have a fine Irish brogue.

How the hell can Amazon be simultaneously xenophobic and sizeist?

Elves? Public school and perfectly groomed. Men? Not quite as posh, but they wouldn’t affect property values.

Categories: General

Tolkien

Why is it that every time I see Orla Guerin, I think of Gandalf Stormcrow, who never turned up bearing good news?

Categories: General

Dire

September 29, 2024 1 comment

Watching Man U this afternoon I’m wondering, ‘How did they get seven points?’

The Dutch guy must go.

Categories: Sport

Why …

September 25, 2024 Leave a comment

when a guy is blessed with a voice like Rory Graham does he bother calling himself Rag ‘n Bone Man?

Please explain.

Categories: General

Duplicity

September 25, 2024 2 comments

liveapp.inews.co.uk/category/we-wont-go-down-road-of-austerity-pm-vows-despite-winter-fuel-payment-cut/content.html

Enough about the black hole, Sir Keir. You and your Chancellor chose to give the winter fuel payments to train drivers and doctors,

Categories: Politics

Split decision

September 24, 2024 Leave a comment

Almost as big as AJ v Dubois is the scrap between Prime and Netflix over their version of the Prince Andrew interview saga.

I’ve watched Scoop, the Flix movie and also A Very Royal Scandal, the Amazon series, and my favourite is …..?

For all that Ruth Wilson and Michael Sheen can outact Gillian Anderson and Rufus Sewell any day of the week, I have to go with Scoop. There’s less extraneous material, plus Billie Piper gives it added value, while her character is almost peripheral in the other.

Categories: General

Player power

September 17, 2024 Leave a comment

When I started to watch football, the Scottish First Division had sixteen clubs. Top team members were expected to play thirty league games, six in the League Cup preliminary round, plus knockout ties through to the final and a minimum of one cup tie.

There were no European competitions; occasional mid week friendliest, but that was it. As for international competition, the home nations played each other once a year. World Cup qualifiers did happen but not many, and the European Cup was little more than a twinkle in the eye of Santiago Bernabeu.

How the world has changed, to the extent that elite footballers are now expected to up to sixty club matches a season. And the demand is growing. UEFA now runs three competitions and is making them bigger this year. At international level it has not only the European championship but a thing called the Nations League, giving Scotland yet another opportunity to be humped by its European neighbours. As for FIFA that has gone beyond avarice.

Little wonder that the top players are beginning to demand a say in the level of expectations that are being laid upon them. Expansion simply cannot go unchecked. If it doesn’t I foresee that one of two things will happen. Either agents will negotiate player contracts that stipulate the club competitions in which they will play … for example no more domestic cups … or the top teams will walk away and the heralded exclusive super league will become reality.

The top clubs would remove themselves from domestic football? As everything is about money, if the sponsors followed and the numbers stacked up, of course they would. Games would be streamed on Prime , Netflix etc. Match tickets would be relatively cheap, to ensure capacity crowd atmosphere. Frankly, I can’t wait.

Categories: Sport

Top gig

September 16, 2024 Leave a comment

Big thanks to Bob McDevitt and the team for an excellent event at Bloody Scotland 2024.

Thanks also to the outstanding Caro Ramsay, a queen of the craft for her mastery (mistressy?) as a chairperson, and to Neil Lancaster, an affable co-panellist.

I was in at the start of Scotland’s national festival of crime fiction. It was good to be back.

Categories: General