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Beware Rors!

I am seriously worried about the future of Rory McIlroy’s career. Not because of that daft shot he hit at the USPGA that could have put him out of action for a year, not because I fear that his Masters melt-down might be an underlying condition that will haunt him for ever, no, because he seems to be breaking one of the great taboos. I read in the golf gossip colums that he has ditched his long-term girlfriend Holly, and has ‘taken up with’ the World No 1 ranked woman tennis player, Caroline Wozniacki. Therein lie the seeds of  disaster if golfing precedent is anything to go by. Look at Sergio Garcia, whose form slump seemed to begin when he was knocking around with Martina Hingis. Look at Adam Scott, who could not buy a putt when he was dating Ana Ivanovic. Look at Greg Norman, who’s been alongside tennis players all his life and who only won two majors in his entire career, at times when he didn’t mix his sports, yet who, by common consent should have won at least three times that number.

Take care, Rory, take care. Golfers and tennis players do not mix. Stop now before it’s too late! (Mind you, Ms Wozniacki seems like a nice lass, and she is very easy on the eye.)

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