Quintin Jardine's blog

A nod to Homer and Bart Simpson from Scottish Water who roused my household just before midnight last night by ringing the doorbell incessantly. When I got there the two dunnikin-divers told me that my neighbour had a blocked drain, and demanded to know whether the door between our two houses gives access to his back garden. It does not and I told  them so, but guys, excuse me; he knows that as well as I do, so why the ******* need for a second opinion?!?!?!?