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50 Shades of Mother’s Day

January 13, 2013 2 comments

This too:

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Ooyah!!!!!!!

January 13, 2013 Leave a comment

For those who haven’t seen this:

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The next big thing

January 11, 2013 Leave a comment

This is an initiative in which a bunch of us writers are trying to publicise our work, and to introduce our circle to the writing of others. Ten questions, some silly, some serious: here we go.

• What is the working title of your next book?

It’s not ‘working’, it’s printed and will  be released at the end of this month. It’ll be the fourth in my Primavera Blackstone series, and it is titled ‘Deadly Business’.

• Where did the idea come from for the book?

Like all the others, I’m afraid. Sounds corny, but it came out of my head.

• What genre does your book fall under?

It’s a nice little mystery, poised somewhere between hard-boiled an cosy. Is there a murder in it? That’s a matter or interpretation

• What actors would you choose to play the part of your characters in
a movie rendition?

I wouldn’t. I’d leave it to the professionals. But I’ve always thought that Ashley Jensen would make a perfect Primavera. Failing her, I’d go for Simone Lahbib. Shirley Gash; she is uncastable, and would have to play herself. Men? There’s Primavera’s pal Alex Guinart the cop; the part might be a  little slim for Javier Bardem, but that’s who I’d have, and for the Oz dream sequences, it can only be Keanu Reeves.

• What is the one sentence synopsis of your book?

Con-man gets his comeuppance.

• Will your book be self-published or represented by an agency?

I don’t get that question. (I didn’t write it.) The book will be published by Headline, like the other thirty-five. Yes, I have an agent.

• How long did it take you to write the first draft of the manuscript?

Three Months, give or take.

• What other books would you compare this story to within your genre?

‘Come Paris sons are odorous’, as the telegram read, advising a lady that her offspring had fallen into a vat of perfume.  Besides, mystery fiction is not replete with grieving women with growing boys. I’d like to think that Primavera Eagle Blackstone, Phillips as was, is one of a kind. For sure, I meant her to be.

• Who or what inspired you to write this book?

Primavera came into existence more than 15 years ago,  when, after finishing my third Bob Skinner novel, I decided to see whether I could do anything else. Turned out that I could. The rest is geography.

• What else about your book might pique the reader’s interest?

Its location. Primavera and Tom live in a fictional house in the very real village of St Marti d’Empuries. If you’ve never been there, I urge you to visit.

 

If that lot floats your boat, I suggest that you might like to continue the voyage with the following:

http://writerlywitterings.wordpress.com/ — the blog of the legendary Michael Jecks, master of the medieval and of the moor.

http://www.fantasticfiction.co.uk/n/barbara-nadel/ — she doesn’t have a website, but this will lead you to the work of the incomparable Turkish Delight that is Barbara Nadel.

http://www.paul-johnston.co.uk/ — a fellow Jock, the acerbic, prolific and  and ridiculously talented Paul J, whose first big character was called Quint: no relation.

http://www.michaelconnelly.com/ — in the US nobody does it better.

 

 

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Thanks, Bank

January 10, 2013 Leave a comment

In  this day and age, it’s unusual for a man to praise his bank. Indeed it may be unprecedented in any day and age!

That said, I had to make a fairly complicated transaction yesterday in Lloyds International in Barcelona, and could not have been more pleased by the way it went. All credit to Veronica Alvarado and her colleagues.

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Tell me why?

January 8, 2013 11 comments

I’m puzzled. I can’t work out why I don’t like Davina McColl. Any suggestions?

Not her fault at all.  I just don’t, is all.

 

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They’re having a laugh

Has anyone seen the FIFA World XI of 2012? No?

  • Iker Casillas (Real Madrid)
  • Dani Alves (Barcelona)
  • Gerard Pique (Barcelona)
  • Sergio Ramos (Real Madrid)
  • Marcelo (Real Madrid)
  • Andres Iniesta (Barcelona)
  • Xabi Alonso (Real Madrid)
  • Xavi (Barcelona)
  • Cristiano Ronaldo (Real Madrid)
  • Radamel Falcao (Atletico Madrid)
  • Lionel Messi (Barcelona)

Eleven players from two cities and three clubs. Even without the ludicrous Blatter’s stamp on this one, football’s governing body is making a laughing stock of itself. Or does the fact that the Spanish national team, and Real Madrid, wear Adidas kit have something to do with it? No, of course it doesn’t.

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Quid pro quo

January 7, 2013 5 comments

We were watching Sky News this morning . . . incidentally they should have sent big Eamonn home to bed, rather than letting him go on air with such an awful cold . . . when they went to commercials. One of the first ads was new to us. It featured an unprepossessing toothless, bespectacled child singing, tunelessly  a little rhyme which, from what we could make out through the accent, appeared to be a general moan against winter life in general. Turned out the kid was trying to persuade us to read the Sun. She didn’t: comparing notes afterwards, we had both decided five seconds into the ad that whatever she was selling, we weren’t buying.

I was scathing at the time. Now I’m annoyed, and wondering what sort of parents would allow their child to be cast in an image that could haunt her through life, for the benefit of the mighty Newscorp, and of course for quite a few . Grumpy, QJ? No sense of humour, QJ? I don’t believe so, but if you’ve seen it, what do you think?

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Vina Burns

January 5, 2013 1 comment

The next Skinner, Pray for the Dying, is due for release in June, in UK book stores. Global availability may vary, but http://www.campbellreadbooks.com will be despatching world-wide from the beginning, and all copies will be signed, individual dedications by request.

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David

I’ve lived in Gullane for more than for 40 years and for all of that time I’ve known David Meiklejohn. He’s been friend, neighbour, five-a side football teammate and opponent, very much a fixture of my life and the lives of everyone around him, in our tight-knit village.

David died yesterday afternoon, suddenly, while visiting his daughter  in Italy. My household, and I’m sure, our entire community, expresses our deepest sympathy to Katie, Wendy and Andrew, and shares their grief over their terrible and unexpected loss. He’d probably have been embarrassed by me describing him as irreplaceable, but he is.

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Murphy’s law

January 3, 2013 2 comments

I note that Motherwell FC, the Scottish Premier league side that I have been doomed to support since the age of five, which is currently sitting in the upper echelons of that division, has just sold arguably its best player to Sheffield United for an undisclosed sum. Whatever the amount was, I hope it was enough to justify shooting its campaign for a Champions League slot on at least one foot. Press gossip is that it was around £100,000; not enough in my view. Yes, I know that ‘Well has to be a selling club, but it would have been since to see young Mr Murphy  stay until the end of the season, even if it meant him leaving for free.

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Messy

January 3, 2013 5 comments

Commenting on ‘Lunch in the Sun’, Diana P asks how I cook calçots.

I don’t, but this is how a chef does.

This is an American lady showing how to eat them; she’s not very good at it.

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Dancing the night away

January 2, 2013 2 comments

This is pretty genteel as New Year discos go, but given that the average age must have been high fifties . . .

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A lot in any language

January 1, 2013 1 comment

 

 

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