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So East Lothian is not the only rural community to be plagued by the cycling Nazis.

A couple of months ago I contacted the brand spanking new Police Scotland, through its website message facility and asked for a statement of policy in respect of roads being blocked by organised gangs of men on bikes, dressed in condoms. I am still waiting for a reply. Looks like we’re on our own.

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  1. Diana
    September 21, 2013 at 2:21 pm

    Nice one. Haavaaing had a near miss with a cyclist running a red at a light-controlled crossing (and the ****** man had the gall to swear at me for being on the said crossing!), I am frequently tempted while driving as a passenger to copy an incident in Every which way but Loose, when the Orang-utan, Clyde, responds to the direction “Right turn, Clyde”. How satisfying……….

  2. September 21, 2013 at 2:28 pm

    You should have clotheslined the bastard off his bike. From what I remember, Clyde was a better actor than Clint. But does he direct too?

  3. Diana
    September 21, 2013 at 10:41 pm

    Didn’t have a clothesline with me at the time – come to think of it, who carries one around as a matter of course? There was a lorry at the front of the queue, and I remember the driver’s look of astonishment. The whole thing was quite bizarre.
    I agree about the ape, Clyde, that is. Apparently they used five different ones for each film. They certainly were the best bits. – personally, I think they were better looking, too, but don’t tell, folk might think I’m kinky.

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