The Colonel
Quote of the morning from Bruce Critchley, the veteran Sky golf commentator; ‘One should never wear brown shoes after six o’clock in the evening.’
To my mind there are two ways of looking at Bruce. He’s either a national treasure or he’s an annoying old twat. I know which camp I’m in.
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Time he was demobbed
Thought you might like last night’s classic from Bruce.
On Dubuisson marking his ball; ” He just doesn’t look like a golfer, he looks like a fourteen handicapper or something “