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Guess who’s coming to dinner

The older I grow, the smaller my dream dinner table becomes. It’s down to six now.

Barack Obama: I wonder if he regrets shredding Trump at that dinner.

Michelle Obama: you can’t have one without the other.

Emmanuel Macron: the French Obama?

Kim Jong-un: there might be a funny guy lurking inside that paranoid, despotic mass murderer.

Anthony Joshua: I’m serious. The lad impresses me in a way that no other sportsman has since Mohammad Ali.

David Beckham: he can pick up the tab.

Ian Rankin: because I need another Jock and he’s good company.

Categories: General
  1. George
    July 26, 2019 at 8:10 pm

    Think that’s 7 not 6 Quintin.
    What number is next Skinner?

  2. July 26, 2019 at 11:05 pm

    The Obamas count as one.

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