Guess who’s coming to dinner
The older I grow, the smaller my dream dinner table becomes. It’s down to six now.
Barack Obama: I wonder if he regrets shredding Trump at that dinner.
Michelle Obama: you can’t have one without the other.
Emmanuel Macron: the French Obama?
Kim Jong-un: there might be a funny guy lurking inside that paranoid, despotic mass murderer.
Anthony Joshua: I’m serious. The lad impresses me in a way that no other sportsman has since Mohammad Ali.
David Beckham: he can pick up the tab.
Ian Rankin: because I need another Jock and he’s good company.
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Think that’s 7 not 6 Quintin.
What number is next Skinner?
The Obamas count as one.