Never mind fingerprints : this is a pigeon print, left on my garden room window. Don’t worry, he survived.
Southern rail users face more strikes as drivers reject Aslef-backed deal
When Ronald Reagan became President, air traffic controllers went on strike. He fired 11,000 of them. He had the power to do that, but he also had the balls. If I lived in the Southern Rail area, I’d be looking for someone to follow his example.
Gyan has ‘unethical hair’
As my friend Mira would have said, ROFL.
I wonder where President Orange’s coiffure would place on the ethical scale.
Jesus suffers broken foot
For anyone confused by that heading let me explain: it’s not that Jesus; this one is a footballer.
‘Take a wee seat …’
- Why do seats in Edinburgh only come in one size?
Brexit Secretary David Davis ‘very sorry’ for Diane Abbott jibe
The man has gone up in my estimation.
http://news.sky.com/story/brexit-secretary-david-davis-very-sorry-for-diane-abbott-jibe-10765239
Steph off
Switched on BBC Breakfast, switched it off again. I will not have Steph McGovern forced on me at this time of the morning, or any other time, truth be told.
Choose life
Last night I finally got round to watching Trainspotting, after all these years. Nice cameo, Irvine.
Rolf Harris cleared of new child sex charges spanning four decades after second trial – The Telegraph
What was the cost to the public purse of the show trial of an 86 year-old man who is already in prison?
Who decided to prosecute?
Will that person be sacked?
Killer
There’s a psychologist woman on Sky News trying to tell older people how to be happy. She’s telling me I should sing and dance. Guess what I’m telling her?
Since you’ve been gone . . .
A top White House official told the media to ‘keep its mouth shut’. That’s a threat | Francine Prose | Opinion | The Guardian
Trump doesn’t worry me. I know people who voted for him, I understand why they did and I respect that. (That means you guys, Kendra)
But they didn’t vote for nutters like Mr Bannon.
Zlatan racking up the records
In Fergie’s era Man U had Hughes, McClair, Giggs, Cole, Yorke, Van Nistelrooy, Rooney, Cristiano Ronaldinho, Scholes, Beckham, prolific or regular scorers all, and great club men.
Today we have a 35 year-old football tourist and nobody else who even knows what shape the goals are.
Jeremy Hunt urged to ban GP fees for ‘immoral’ domestic violence letters
Boors
Watching US golf on Sky, play-off between US and Japanese golfers. Half the crowd seem to be bevvied.
I’d like to blame it on Trump, but these guys were arseholes before he arrived.
Kellyanne Conway blames refugees for ‘Bowling Green massacre’ that never happened | US news | The Guardian
Pressure mounts on François Fillon as jobs inquiry widens to include children
It gets better for Mme Le Pen every day.
Amazon pledges legal support to action against Trump travel ban
President Trump is upsetting some powerful people
