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I am no lover of seagulls, and I would like the people in the house opposite ours to evict the rowdy family that has parked itself on their roof but there are places where sea birds do belong.

Seen this morning while we were having a coffee. That rock is a little island, home to families of seagulls. Often kids jump off the outcrop on the right into the water, no harm there. The four idiots in the photograph climbed on to the top, where most of the nests are, waving sticks to scare the adult birds off. God knows what happened after that.

One of the group was dive-bombed by a bird as he clambered down. He was scared, but got off lightly. If anyone broke into my house and threatened my kids, I’d bloody shoot them, no questions asked.

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  1. Fergus
    June 13, 2015 at 3:45 pm

    Looks like the idiots in Malaysia. No respect for anything but selfies and all the “arsebook” stuff. How about if you put them on the Bass Rock for a day in their underpants. They would then learn what protecting your home and children is about and get first-hand experience of dive-bombing by seagulls. It’s “Alfred Hitchcock” scary (I know, I’ve been there) and they would probably get killed. A bit harsh maybe but, you shoot and they have wicked, sharp beaks with a lot of speed and accuracy behind them. Nae difference at all. These guys were very lucky because it’s small. I hope they learned their lesson.

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